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Diesel on Dailyshow PB
Daily Show 1.94 mb Vin Diesel: Thank You… Interviewer Dude: You’re a big dude…By The Way if at any point in this interview if you say so.. Its go time. Vin Diesel: Heyyyy Interviewer Dude: You know what I’m saying Vin Diesel: Absolutely Interviewer Dude: That’s the best voice I’ve ever heard in my life .. Vin Diesel: Ahhh I’ve been working on it.. Interviewer Dude: Do you smoke a lot? Vin Diesel: That’s my Iron Giant voice. Interviewer Dude: You’re the Iron Giant? Vin Diesel: You knew that… Interviewer Dude: Uh .. I know Vin Diesel: Did you guys know that? Interviewer Dude: He’s the Iron Giant Vin Diesel: You knew that Interviewer Dude: You know whats weird ah ah I was for years.. Little sprout.. Vin Diesel: Oh My God…Are you serious? Interviewer Dude: I’m absolutely serious.. Vin Diesel: I like that Interviewer Dude: For years .. I still have the cell hanging in my thing… are you is that a smoking voice.. cuz that’s what I get when I wake up in the ahh… you a heavy smoker ? Vin Diesel: That I ah.. I think that my voice changed at about thirteen and I’ve sounded just like Barry White ever since. Interviewer Dude: Mine is going to change soon… I keep my fingers crossed. Vin Diesel: (high voice) But my voice fluctuates… Tunnel 421 kb Vin Diesel: Bouncing.. I bounced for nine years Interview Dude: Where? Vin Diesel: At the tunnel 1018 mars. (Audience Cheers) Vin Diesel: Has anybody here been to the tunnel? Weird guy in high school 860 KB Vin Diesel: But my voice fluctuates. Interviewer Dude: No it doesn’t… Did you love… when you were in high school were you one of those guys who had a beard and stuff? Vin Diesel: No I wasn’t one of those weird guys Interviewer Dude: No.. (laughs).. I’m not saying it was me.. I needed the beard for the acne to cover it up. Vin Diesel: No No… I wasn’t one of those guys Interviewer Dude: Where did you grow up? Vin Diesel: I grew up in New York… Interviewer Dude: Ahh New York Story bout Val 3.29 MB Vin Diesel: Well I’m actually writing a script for USA films called doormen. Interviewer Dude: Mhmm Vin Diesel: But there are so many stories Interviewer Dude: Stuff that happened to you or other guys? Vin Diesel: Just stuff like .. the environment.. I have a friend of mine named Valentino who was a bouncer Interviewer Dude: I’m sorry… Vin Diesel: Valentino Interviewer Dude: You have.. what do you guys hang out in the good name club Vin Diesel: Its amazing Interviewer Dude: Hello Valentino… My Friend Diesel.. and this is Turbo Interviewer Dude: Well what did happen to Valentino? Vin Diesel: There is a guy name total Package Interviewer Dude: Total package? What is that his confirmation name.. that’s ridiculous (Laughter) Interviewer Dude: Total package Vin Diesel: Oh my god that’s so funny…okay Interviewer Dude: That’s why I’m on cable (Vin Wooos) Interviewer Dude: Ahh so so what happened to Valentino Vin Diesel: So this guy found this kid who looked like Punkie Brewster and was.. had like drugs on him.. so he took him into the garbage room .. and had all the bouncers watch as he reprimanded him like a father figure…and said you know how bad drugs are.. now I’m going to have to spank you.. and this kid is like terrified… and so he literally starts spanking this kid… Interviewer Dude: Oh my god Vin Diesel: And then pulls out his wallet and calls his mother… Interviewer Dude: Oh god Interviewer Dude: So that’s what happened to Punkie Brewster Back to Transcripts  |