2003 MTV Music AwardsThanks to CrashDisaster
Singin a song 3.95 MB
This may be an International Event, but because we’re in Scotland, I thought I would pimp it, Scottish style.
Oh flower of Scotland, when will we see your light, your lights again? ......(sings in Scottish or Gaelic, not sure which) (crowd sings)
Oh my god..i love scotland! I..I..I’m here tonight to present the award for best song. I’ll also be introducing a live band at the center of Edinborough in front of 10,000 people. 10,000 SCOTS! (crowd cheers)
Ok, I gotta head outta here, I gotta (is interrupted and told he needs to leave) I’LL BE BACK AT THE END!! I’ll be back at the end!
Intro Beautiful 1.81 MB
Ok..so you definitely know where we’re going right? For the first time people, the best song award will be decided by you. By voting live, during the show. Throughout the evening we’re going to take a look at the five nominees for best song. And at the end, we’re gonna announce the winner. It’s the song that counts, not the singers. So to be fair, all the songs will be performed by the Tartan Army (?) if you ever see this kind of soccer team (?) perform live, it’ll bring a tear to your eye. So here they are, the Tartan Army to perform, Beautiful.
Intro-Bring me to life 1.12 MB
So, this place is beautiful. I mean I wish we had more time to do some sight-seeing. Now for the second nominee for the best song, remember you decide by voting live during the show. At the end of the show I get onstage and tell you who won. Right, having already attacked the first song Beautiful, the Tartan Army now lays siege on Evenecense Bring Me To Life.
Intro Chem Bro & Flame Lips 826 KB
Welcome to (unintelligible) Street Gardens. This is the first time that MTV Europe Music Awards has had it’s second venue, HEAR THEM ROAR! (they do so) Please welcome onstage, The Chemical Brothers performing with the Flaming Lips!
Intro- Get Busy 1.18 MB
That was the amazing Chemical Brothers together with the Flaming Lips for the first time ever! They’re crazy! In a moment we’re gonna take a break, but first let’s hear from another nominee for best song, this time (crowd cheers) this time, the Tartan Army will be tryin to rock reggae with Get Busy, by my man Sean Paul. (crowd cheers more) (he then yells randomly) FREEDOM!!
Intro- Crazy in Love 1.08 MB
Whoah..are you sure you know where you’re going? Now for another nominee for best song ...remember, you decide tonight who wins. Live. Totally live. This time, the Tartan Army will massacre Beyonce’s Crazy in Love. Why?......I dunno....she’s gorgeous. She’s got a beautiful voice, why are we allowing the Tartan Army to destroy that song?
Intro- Cry me a River 1.31 MB
(said in accent) It’s not a skirt...it’s a kilt!!
Hello ladies...ok..now we’re finally at the final nominee for best song. But again, we’re gonna go back to the Tartan Army’s (does a deep voice thing) PATHETIC subtle interpretation of Justin Timberlake’s Cry Me a River. ...I gotta get outta this..I mean, I’m a New Yorker, this is hardly my style. (he laughs) Ya know what I mean? Guys, I’ll talk to you monkeys later....
So HOT 100KB
You are so hot!
Doing the Award 1.5 MB
Remember, this is the people’s vote. And YOU ARE THE PEOPLE!!! (crowd cheers happily) So I’ve been teasing you all night, and now it’s time to give it to ya straight. (there is much woo hoo-ing) This is the biggest award of the night. Um it’s you at home who’ve been voting for this award. I’m not gonna waste any more time talking up here..We’re gonna go ahead and review the nominees, the five nominees for the best song award.
Announcing the Winner 569 KB
Annnnnd the winner is...(dramatic pause where much levity is displayed) the most beautiful girl in the house....Beyonce!!
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